Friday, December 31, 2010
Chand nzr aya?
Chand nzr aya?
( ":" )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(": " )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ":")
(")(")
Nai?
( ":" )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
( ":" )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr dykho!
(": " )
(")(")
Nai?
Udhr?
( ":")
(")(")
Nai?
( ":" )
(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
At the end of da year. Thanx to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person.
At the end of da year.
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.
Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.
Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.
Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year.. (:->
Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.
Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.
Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.
Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.
Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.
Special thanks to all my friends,
who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year.. (:->
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya, Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya. Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin, Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya. Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar, SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya. Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib, Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya. Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi, X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya. | ||
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Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.
Ladies And gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro
Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo
If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti
He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi
Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta.
Ladies And gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro
Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo
If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti
He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi
Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta.
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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie. 2sra Pathan: Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:., | ||
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Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge. Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM" or Choti vali ko "miniMUM"., | ||
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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing............
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing............
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!...........
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College ki
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
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Zardari says
Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain?
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati haiKoi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai.......
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Asif ali zardari nay frmaya
JanabZillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto...........................smail plz
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Bache ko perhaya karain
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k
bache ko Parhaya Karen,
Sunga Na Karen..!
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Zardari Ko Joota nahi laga tu
Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!?
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!?
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Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy
President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,
Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"???
Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"???
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Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge
Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,
Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,
Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..???????
Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,
Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..???????
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Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay \
Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar/????????????????
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar/????????????????
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Larki ka bap larki se
Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha................haaaaaaaaaaaa
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha................haaaaaaaaaaaa
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GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon.......smail
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon.......smail
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1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi
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Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......
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Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN".............................................
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN".............................................
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat
Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain
Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah
Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu
Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.
Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!
Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain
Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah
Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu
Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.
Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!
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tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~
mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~
teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~
kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~
mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~
teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~
kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~
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in dosti ki rahoon main dhoka na dena dost................................................................................................mera yaqeen tujh py aisa ha jaisy zubaida aapa ko apne totkon per.
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wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai............................ .........dastar khan ..................zubaida aapa ky peheli waly tootky/
Saturday, December 25, 2010
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