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Kab "TOOT" jaye,
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,
Aag lagana hy
Blackmailing In New Style
Blackmailing In New Style=
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,
To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K
"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
Din raat Sms kar kar ke aisa kar diya tUm ny
Din raat Sms kar kar ke aisa kar diya tUm ny
SK
Ghar ki ghanti bajne par bhi mobile utha leta hoo
SK
Ghar ki ghanti bajne par bhi mobile utha leta hoo
Woh Team Worldcup Jeet Gayee
Woh Team Worldcup Jeet Gayee
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Faraz
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Jin K Bachon Ko Ye Bhi Nahin
Pata K Kanoor Nodels Khaney Hain Ya Peeney HAIN.........
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Faraz
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Jin K Bachon Ko Ye Bhi Nahin
Pata K Kanoor Nodels Khaney Hain Ya Peeney HAIN.........
Teacher to SANTA
Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
Teacher: Africa main iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehan-ne aur Khane Ko Kuch Nahe.
Teacher: Africa main iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehan-ne aur Khane Ko Kuch Nahe.
Achanak 1 bache Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha..
Sir Kya Wahan bhi
"BHUTTO zinda Hy?
Achanak 1 bache Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha..
Sir Kya Wahan bhi
"BHUTTO zinda Hy?
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
(",)--=-
/))
l\_ :-)
thaa.thaa. thaa.v
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
(",)--=-
/))
l\_ :-)
thaa.thaa. thaa.v
Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay
Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay
Tumhare abu ka kya naam hai?
Studnt: CNG
Teachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?
Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.
Tumhare abu ka kya naam hai?
Studnt: CNG
Teachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?
Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.
Police Man: Bus Driver Se:
Police Man: Bus Driver Se:
Bus Nehar Mein Kaise Giri?
Pathan Driver: Mujhe Nai Pata.
Police Man: Kyon Tum Driver Ho Tumhain Kyon Nai Pata.
Pathan Driver: Woh Aaj Bus Canductar Nai Aaya Tha To Main Peeche Karaya Lene Chala Gaya Tha.
Bus Nehar Mein Kaise Giri?
Pathan Driver: Mujhe Nai Pata.
Police Man: Kyon Tum Driver Ho Tumhain Kyon Nai Pata.
Pathan Driver: Woh Aaj Bus Canductar Nai Aaya Tha To Main Peeche Karaya Lene Chala Gaya Tha.
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"
Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?
pata hai Q.??
Frnd: Q?
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Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"
Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?
pata hai Q.??
Frnd: Q?
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Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....
Paagal hone ka tariqa : .
Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai.
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai.
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojae
class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojae
ik bacha khara
hogya
master:
tum stupid ho?
nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
ik bacha khara
hogya
master:
tum stupid ho?
nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
ik bacha khara
hogya
master:
tum stupid ho?
nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
ik bacha khara
hogya
master:
tum stupid ho?
nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.
Lo ji
('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kia ha
Dunya me bohot
Dard-e-tanhai hy
/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wah
zalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kia ha
Dunya me bohot
Dard-e-tanhai hy
/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wah
zalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
Muje Sardar bana do
Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda
Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?
Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, " Dosto"
Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai...!!!:-
Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai...!!!:-
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"
Boy prpozes to girl
Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...
Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...
Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...
Lesson from 3 Idiots
Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.
GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D
Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D
Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..
Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.
GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.
GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam???
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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