Songs,funny videos,wallpaper, funny sms+: April 2011

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Friday, April 29, 2011

Thursday, April 28, 2011

shakira singing a pashto song.mp4

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Michael Jackson's Thriller dubbed into funny PUNJABI

Punjabi Totey Shehbaz Shreef.mp4

PUNJABI TOTEY AAG TV AITZAZ AHSAN

Punjabi Totay Beauty fool Chor

PAPI CHULO (PUNJABI )soo fun???

Punjabi Funny Clip - Made By Daska

PUNJABI TOTY Animals funny ''JEO PAKISTAN""""

Monday, April 25, 2011

Saturday, April 23, 2011

'Te Amo' First Look Dum Maaro Dum Ft.

new handi song/// Mit Jaaye Gham (Dum Maaro Dum) Full Song - HQ

Character Dheela - "Ready (2011) - Full Song Promo -

Impossible Challenge on IQ Test

Don''t be scared.... FUNNY PRANKS

Friday, April 22, 2011

Very Lovely Indian Song -Tu Mere Samne - Sonali Bendre

Best Belly dance with an indiaN song

Monday, April 18, 2011

Strongest Pathan of the World Must be A Guinness World Record

Friday, April 15, 2011

Britains Got Talent - MICHAEL JACKSON (Suleman Mirza - ALL performances)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Pakistani Super Hit Sad Song Punjabi

Ik Pal - Sheera Jasvir (DJ SiMMY) ReMix

Rutba Hai Kina Ucha Mere Yaar Da

New Hindi Song Mix Remix 2011- Dasi Kali

Shilpa Shetty - Performance at Event

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

!!!!......Loki~~Hanjuan~~vichun~~Pardh~~Lainday~*~Naa'an.....!!!!!

Kaleyan reh gaye aan - Sunny Brown

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Kab "TOOT" jaye,

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

Blackmailing In New Style

Blackmailing In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,

To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

Din raat Sms kar kar ke aisa kar diya tUm ny

Din raat Sms kar kar ke aisa kar diya tUm ny

SK

Ghar ki ghanti bajne par bhi mobile utha leta hoo

Woh Team Worldcup Jeet Gayee

Woh Team Worldcup Jeet Gayee

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Jin K Bachon Ko Ye Bhi Nahin
Pata K Kanoor Nodels Khaney Hain Ya Peeney HAIN.........

Teacher to SANTA

Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

Teacher: Africa main iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehan-ne aur Khane Ko Kuch Nahe.

Teacher: Africa main iNtehai Ghurbat Hy, pehan-ne aur Khane Ko Kuch Nahe.

Achanak 1 bache Ne Bari Masomiyat Se Pocha..
Sir Kya Wahan bhi
"BHUTTO zinda Hy?

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
(",)--=-
/))
l\_ :-)
thaa.thaa. thaa.v

Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay

Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay

Tumhare abu ka kya naam hai?

Studnt: CNG

Teachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?

Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.

Police Man: Bus Driver Se:
Bus Nehar Mein Kaise Giri?

Pathan Driver: Mujhe Nai Pata.

Police Man: Kyon Tum Driver Ho Tumhain Kyon Nai Pata.

Pathan Driver: Woh Aaj Bus Canductar Nai Aaya Tha To Main Peeche Karaya Lene Chala Gaya Tha.

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"

Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?
pata hai Q.??
Frnd: Q?
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Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....

Paagal hone ka tariqa : .

Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai.

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".

class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojae

class mein sir ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara hojae

ik bacha khara
hogya

master:
tum stupid ho?

nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.

ik bacha khara
hogya

master:
tum stupid ho?

nhi sir aap akely
kharai thy to muje acha nhi laga.

Lo ji

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kia ha

Dunya me bohot
Dard-e-tanhai hy

/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wah

zalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

Muje Sardar bana do

Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra

Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Sardar:
Bachpan Vich Maa Di GaL Suni Hondi Te Aj Ae Din Na Vekhna Painda

Judge:
Keya Kehti Thi Maa?

Sardar:
Pa G, Jadon GaL E Nai Suni Te Fer Ki Dassaan.

Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to

Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlain to maara kro, " Dosto"

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka Guman hota hai...!!!:-

Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke

SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

Boy prpozes to girl

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...

Lesson from 3 Idiots

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

Miss: shut up,& get out.
Bublo:mis me btaon..?
Miss: very good.bato..
Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

Miss: u also get out.
Shamo:mis me btaon..?
Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam???

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!